Shipping and Delivery
Shipping Policy
Because sexy shouldn't come with shipping surprises.
Fast. Discreet. Drama-Free.
All orders ship directly from our warehouse in California, Minnesota, or New Jersey.
We do our damn best to get your goodies out the door by the next business day (weekends and holidays not included). Orders are packed and shipped in the order they come in.... so first come, first vibed.
Our standard shipping method is via USPS (that’s the real name, not a vibrator setting).
Shipping Rates
We like our shipping simple and your wallet unbothered (no code necessary):
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BASIC ECONOMY SHIPPING- Free
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Express Shipping and up- Based off address
Discreet AF
Your order is your business. We ship everything in nondescript packaging with zero hints at what’s inside. Your grandma won’t know. Your neighbors won’t know. Even your mail carrier won’t know.
Billing is also discreet- no surprises on your statement.
Track That Package
You’ll get a tracking code by email as soon as your order ships. Keep an eye on it like it’s the hot ex you’re definitely not texting back.
Undeliverable Orders
Listen, double check your shipping address at checkout. Typos happen! But if you put in the wrong info, it’s on you.
If your order is returned to us as undeliverable, we’ll deduct a 20% processing fee and no shipping refund will be issued. If you want it re-sent, you’ll need to cover the new shipping cost. We’re spicy, not psychic.
Shop With Confidence
Every order comes with:
✅ 100% Discreet Shipping & Billing
✅ Authorized Retailer Warranty
✅ SSL-Secure Checkout (aka: safe as hell)